|"Oh god, our tap drips!"|
The Amityville Horror gets a 2/5. If nothing else, it has decent production values: the blood looks pretty real, if you don't count the fact that it's oozing out of cracks in the stairs and not human beings. Also, when Kathy Lutz goes to the seminary to talk to Father Delaney (Rod Steiger) about her bad real estate, you can see a nun in the background playing basketball. That's got to count for something.
|"Overgrown flower child? Me?"|